RICK, IT’S LIKE … AUGUST. WHEN DO THESE THINGS DIE?
SHOULDN’T THEY BE SQUISHY OR SOMETHING?
IF YOU HAD AN APPLE ON THE PORCH FOR NINE MONTHS WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE? HOW ABOUT A ZUCCHINI? A CANTALOUPE?
BUT THESE IMMORTAL VEGETABLES ARE TOTALLY NORMAL TO YOU.
TAKE THEM TO GOODWILL OR SOMETHING. THEY’RE FREAKING ME OUT.
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: John Hodgman goes all out to promote That Is All — the final installment of his complete world knowledge book series.
A They Might Be Giants theme song; a Jon Hamm voiceover; a Mac/PC reunion; a fake moustache. Dick Cavett! This book trailer truly has it all.
That Is All is available November 1 wherever complete world knowledge is sold.
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DOGGED A Thai woman holds her pet while waiting for transportation on Oct. 21, 2011 in Pathumthani on the outskirts of Bangkok, Thailand. (Photo: Paula Bronstein / Getty Images via MSNBC.com)








